stidean replied to your post: “I go to bed at 11 because I’m tired”:

You went a bit italian there…

That would be because for some reason my brain thought it would be funny. Mi dispiace

weloveshortvideos:

Vine by Kenzie Nimmo

I go to bed at 11 because I’m tired

For some reason my body then decides it’s ok to wake me up at sono le tre e trenta (3:30 am.) Wtf.

"I want to text you. Just to remind you that I’m still here. But then I remember that you know I’m here. You just don’t care."

— Midnight thoughts (I won’t do this again)

Anonymous: Would you prefer your asshole filled or your askhole filled?

That depends on who’s assking ;)

etherealpup:

thehairygodfather:

I am becoming increasingly aware of my resemblance to a old magician or evil genius, but I’m 100% ok with that.

ugh want a mustache like that

 Dorbs

etherealpup:

thehairygodfather:

I am becoming increasingly aware of my resemblance to a old magician or evil genius, but I’m 100% ok with that.

ugh want a mustache like that

Dorbs

olsennnnn:

So I was talking to my friend about colouring books and she showed me this one.

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And then there was this page.

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And finally this absolute gem!

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How amazing is this book?! I want one.

Track:
Artist:
Album:

dulect:

just remember that the westboro baptist church made a let it go parody and it sounds worse than kidz bop

Cute

friendliestghost: I cannot Fucking handle that ask pic post.... Good lord gorgeous.... Oh a question.... What's one of your grandest dreams that you can think of achieving?

Well, at this point landing my dream job and living In a nice house with mr right seems like a fairy tale :P but if we don’t include that, writing videogamer scores for a super popular game would be pretty awesome.

samwisethepooh:

samwisethepooh:

Wanna put something in my ASSkbox? or Submit to me?

 It’s now officially tuesdayyyyy

samwisethepooh:

samwisethepooh:

Wanna put something in my ASSkbox? or Submit to me?

It’s now officially tuesdayyyyy

sirotterweasel:

Sorry for missing your Dublin show Bianca. My bf gave me your message. I deserve it

 Lolol perf

sirotterweasel:

Sorry for missing your Dublin show Bianca. My bf gave me your message. I deserve it

Lolol perf

callmekitto:


alexandraerin:

silverilly:

bookshop:

mydaywithd:

Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun.
(via Feminism)

bisexual opera singer who killed ten men and snuck into a convent to shag a nun.

Just so y’all know, she later set that convent on fire so she and that nun could sneak out. And she seduced one of the men she’d dueled.

Also, dueling was a serious crime during her life, but the king of France essentially overturned her conviction on the grounds that the relevant law specifically referred to men. 

how has there never been a million stories about this badass

callmekitto:

alexandraerin:

silverilly:

bookshop:

mydaywithd:

Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun.

(via Feminism)

bisexual opera singer who killed ten men and snuck into a convent to shag a nun.

Just so y’all know, she later set that convent on fire so she and that nun could sneak out. And she seduced one of the men she’d dueled.

Also, dueling was a serious crime during her life, but the king of France essentially overturned her conviction on the grounds that the relevant law specifically referred to men. 

how has there never been a million stories about this badass